🧛♀️ Mercy Brown: The Real Vampire of Rhode Island
Before Edward Cullen sparkled, Mercy’s heart was in a fire and her ashes were in a smoothie.
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🧛♂️ Cue the Vampire Panic
Now, remember - this is before Bram Stoker’s Dracula even hit bookshelves.
So the American vampire?
Totally homemade.
And Rhode Island?
Serving ye olde gothic paranoia with a side of small-town hysteria.
So what do the villagers do?
They dig her up.
And guess what?
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Mercy’s body? Still fresh.
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Her skin? Pink.
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Her veins? Still had blood.
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Her heart? Plump, red, suspiciously... juicy.
Clearly, they decide, she’s a vampire.
(Science? Never heard of her.)
🔥 So They Burned Her Heart. Naturally.
But it wasn’t just a vampire roast.
No no - it was a full-blown dark wellness ritual.
They:
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Cut out her heart
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Burned it to ash
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Mixed the ashes with water
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Made her brother drink it
Because "bone broth" was out, and 'dead sister detox tea' was in.
(Spoiler: He died anyway.)

🕯️ Witch Tip:
If your town thinks drinking cremated organs will fix tuberculosis?
Pack your potions and run.
🧪 Was Mercy a Vampire?
Of course not.
She was kept in cold storage - buried in a crypt during the winter.
The chill preserved her body.
But try explaining that to 19th-century locals wearing garlic necklaces and flinging wooden stakes like it’s Olympic javelin season.
💋 Legacy of Mercy Brown
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Her case inspired countless vampire legends.
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Some say Stoker’s Dracula was partly based on her.
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Her gravestone still stands - visited by witches, goths, and curious creeps like us.
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And her ashes? Gone with the wind… or swirling inside a cursed chalice somewhere.