Every culture told the same terrifying story - were they warning us?

🌍 The Global Pattern

From Egypt to Mesopotamia, India to Mesoamerica, the myths are everywhere:

• A great flood

• A fire from the sky

• A serpent god or sky being bringing destruction

• A reset… and a rebirth

• Always followed by a new civilization rising from the ashes

And guess what?

They all line up suspiciously well with known extinction cycles, comet impacts, and sudden climate shifts.

Coincidence?
Or were these ancient witches and prophets leaving behind cosmic Yelp reviews for future survivors?

🌊 The Great Floods (And Not Just Noah)

• Mesopotamia: The Epic of Gilgamesh tells of gods drowning humanity in a fit of rage.

• Hinduism: Manu survives a global flood with help from a giant fish (aka divine water Uber).

• Maya: A flood ends the third creation.

• Aboriginal Australia: “Dreamtime” floods reshape the land and people.

• Native America: The Hopi and other tribes speak of water rising to cleanse the world.

🧊 Modern science says:
A sudden sea-level rise around 11,000 years ago ended the Ice Age and flooded massive parts of the planet.

So maybe Noah didn’t build a boat because he was extra.
Maybe he had receipts.

🔥 Fire From the Sky

Many cultures talk about fire raining down, sometimes from the gods, sometimes from celestial dragons or “burning stones.”

• Norse Ragnarok? 🔥 Cosmic fire ends the world.

• Zoroastrian myth? 🔥 Earth scorched clean by flame.

• Hopi prophecy? 🔥 “The blue star Kachina will appear and the world will burn.”

🌠 Science adds:
The Younger Dryas impact hypothesis suggests that around 12,800 years ago, a comet hit Earth, causing sudden global fires, extinctions, and chaos.

So… maybe the dragon wasn’t metaphorical.
Maybe it was rock, fire, and a really bad day.

👁️ Sky Gods & Serpent Beings

• The Dogon tribe in Africa claims visitors from Sirius came down with knowledge of the stars… they had no way of knowing.

• Mesoamerican Quetzalcoatl = Feathered serpent from the heavens

• Egyptian Ra = Sky being sailing through the stars

• Sumerian Annunaki = “Those who from the heavens came”

• The Hopi speak of beings who live underground and return when the world ends

Alien theories? Maybe.
Cosmic archetypes? Possibly.
Universal trauma? 100%.

🕯️ Witch Tip:

Don’t dismiss myths as bedtime stories - 
Sometimes they’re just history we weren’t ready for.

So maybe start treating your rituals like survival training.

• Charge your Protection Candle

• Cleanse your space like you’re expecting guests from the other side of the veil

• And if a talking fish tells you to build a boat?
  Build it. In heels.

🖤 Moral of the story?

Our ancestors weren’t just dramatic.
They were documenting.

We didn’t inherit just folklore.
We inherited field notes from the apocalypse.

So when the sky shifts or the seas rise again, don’t say you weren’t warned.
Just light a candle and be the chaos witch your bloodline prayed for.

💬 Which ancient myth haunts your soul?
Do you trust the stories - or think the real prophecy hasn’t hit yet?

Drop your doomsday deity below 🐉🔥